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  1. 24 Sep

    Satellite Bar: This Week's Punch

    Thursday, September 24 · 8 PM –2 AM · Every Thu–Sat

    The satellite bar opens Thursday through Saturday with a rotating punch you can't get anywhere else in the building — plus the fastest liquor-to-go line in the house.

    Free · 21+
  2. 31 Oct

    Halloween at Golden Gopher

    Saturday, October 31 · 3 PM –2 AM · Annual

    The neon looks best in the fog. Drink specials all weekend, costumes strongly encouraged, the jukebox goes appropriately spooky. No cover, as always.

    Free · 21+
  3. 31 Dec

    New Year's Eve at the Gopher

    Thursday, December 31 · 3 PM –2 AM · Annual

    Ring it in under the chandeliers — cocktail specials, a complimentary midnight toast, and no cover. Dress to impress; 1920s garb never goes out of style here.

    Free · 21+